We asked third grade teachers in the Teacher Discount Club Facebook Group and other teacher groups on Facebook to share the funniest things that have happened in their classrooms. Their responses were hilarious, so get ready for a good laugh. Here's what they said...
I thought I was rockin’ the beach wave hairstyle when one of my students asks, “Ms. A., did you forget to brush your hair today?” I responded, “Ummm.... no.” Guess I need to practice that look a bit more. - Heaven A.
We were in the middle of reading a story in our reading group when a girl sat up straight and said "I forgot to put on underwear this morning". I thanked her for sharing and told her we really didn't need to know that. - Karla S.
It was getting close to Christmas break and one of my students says “So I asked my dad if he would buy you a robot lawnmower for Christmas. He said no. So I asked him if had any single friends because you need a husband!” - Eri L.
I overheard two girls talking to each other in the lunch line, "Is that a condom you are holding?" one girls asked the other. "What did you say?" I asked. "I asked if she was holding a condom, you know like ketchup" she responded. I quickly explained that ketchup is a condiment. - Hazel B.
Dr. Seuss’ birthday was on Friday of last week. I asked my class “Who knows what special day is on Friday?” One of my students answered, “Isn’t it National Margarita Day? “ I didn’t even know there was such a day! - Alecia R.
We have 2 Sarah's in the class. Sarah B. and Sarah D. I once said "Sarah, will you come to the back table?" without specifying her last initial. A boy yelled back, "What type of Sarah do you need?" - Bliss F.
I was explaining why my name is spelled the way it is. My grandma’s name is Kay and my grandpa’s name is De. One sweet little girl said “Oh cool! If my parents would have named me like that, my name would be MaryDick!” - KayDe R.
I was teaching science and we had just finished contrasting carnivores and herbivores. I asked them what an animal that eats both plants and other animals would be called. A boy shouted out, “Both-ivores, because they eat both!” - Sara G.
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